France: Twin Twin

France Twin Twin

 

 

After a decade of generally less than stellar performances, France has picked boyband Twin Twin as their representative for the Copenhagen final with the trashy, upbeat track Moustache. The eponymous twins Lorent Idir and François Djemel, plus third wheel Patrick Biyik have already worked with VV Brown and Stromae, so whatever happens in May, the future is bright.

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Twin Twin are filling enough bin bags with Eurotrash to serve this entire competition – but damn, it’s good. With their crazed hairstyles, Derbys and facepaint (which all pale in comparison to their buttoned-up, round-collared PE tops), these guys know how to entertain. If a Top 40 act were performing Moustache, we’d be looking at a winner. Who cares what the production will look like live, the obsession with this particular form of facial hair is at an all-time high and France is ready for jokes to be had at its expense. See you at the final! You too, Mr. Gameshow Host. You rule.

Contagious rating: 10/10

 

 


Moustache

Something’s missing, but what could it be?
I want this, I want that
I dream in dollars when I sleep
I wear new threads every day
It’s all beautiful, it’s all new
I’ve got the world crying out the window
But I don’t care, I live on the top floor
I don’t even know my own cleaning lady!

My car is lined with leather
I like the smell of my perfume
I don’t like to show my feelings
I lift weights at the gym
My body is a war machine
I have everything I could ever dream of
It’s true, maybe I do have it all

But I wanna moustache
a moustache, a moustache
I wanna have a moustache
a moustache, a moustache
quiero un bigote

I want this, I want that
It’s never enough
It’s like this, it’s like that
There’s always something I want
I want this, I want that
It’s never enough
It’s like this, it’s like that
There’s always something I want
I want this, I want that
It’s like this, it’s like that
I want this, I want that
It’s like this, it’s like that
There’s always something I want

So let me add a little more
To the ton of stuff in my drawers
I still have friends
And I even have friends who love me
I say, I’ve got everything, I’ve got it all
The world is at my feet – its crazy!
I have everything I could ever dream of
It’s true, maybe I do have it all

But I wanna moustache
a moustache, a moustache
I wanna have a moustache
a moustache, a moustache
quiero un bigote

I want this, I want that
It’s never enough
It’s like this, it’s like that
There’s always something I want
I want this, I want that
It’s never enough
It’s like this, it’s like that
There’s always something I want

I’d give everything I have
For a moustache
Now I know, I want
a moustache
I’d give it all up, trade it all in
For a moustache
It’s true, maybe I do have it all
But that’s not what I want

I want this, I want that
It’s never enough
It’s like this, it’s like that
There’s always something I want
I want this, I want that
It’s never enough
It’s like this, it’s like that
There’s always something I want

I just want a moustache

 

Courtesy of Eurovision.tv